(Lyrics by ZZ top)
When you’re driving down the highway at night
And you’re feelin’ that wild turkey’s bite
Don’t give Johnny Walker a ride
Cause Jack Black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
You’ve been arrested for driving while blind
Now just the other night with nothin’ to do
We broke a case of proof 102
And started itchin’ for that wonderful feel
Of rollin’ in an automobile
You could say we was out of our mind
And let me tell you we were flyin’ while blind
Then they had us up against the wall
Hey it’s only blood grain alcohol
And there ain’t no cause for alarm
We ain’t out to do nobody no harm
How could anyone be so unkind
To arrest a man for drivin’ while blind
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Those damn cops…. fortunately, I had my set of lockpicks with me, and was able to extricate my way from the unfortunate situation I found myself in last Friday after a round of drinks with my mates. Of course, I had to make a number of successive bluff and diplomacy checks in order to get my hands on the police records before they went electronic, and was able to develop a legend that could take the fall for me instead. Unfortunately, I lost my hat. Again. Sigh.
